Ten funny things about White Men in India.

1. If a white man says he can eat spicy food, he actually cannot.

2. White men who come to India to “get away from their own society”, come to India and look for other white people with whom they can relate.

3. White men who come to India to “get away from their own society” are also disappointed to find that they cannot get the same social atmosphere (read parties, drinking, dancing and other bourgeois activities) they were accustomed to.

4. However, if they do find the above mentioned things, they complain about how Indians try to ape the west.

5. White man comes to India and expects to eat any cuisine other than Indian.

6. White man speaking words in an Indian language usually thinks he’s pronouncing it correctly.

7. He also thinks that the Indian man nodding at what he is saying, clearly comprehends him.

8. White man comes to India and complains that the weather is hot! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

9. White men “experience” racism in India.

10. An uncomfortable white man, is an annoyed white man (comfort in the physical sense). Yet white people think they are more mature than other Indians their age.